never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
call me bonita sirenas
i'm seventeen years young
and proudly standing 5'3"
from the ground.
i am simply something else.
like no other.
or so i've been told.
wanna see what i look like?
wanna see what i have to say?
follow me ?
only if you want to.
follow back ?
i always do.
IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK
OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY
THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB
ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
I MEAN I JUST
YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?
NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET
C A R L O
In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel
Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.— How I’m going to propose (via bewwbs)